Sunday, April 10, 2022

2022/49: Love for the Cold-Blooded: or, the Part-Time Evil Minion’s Guide to Accidentally Dating a Superhero -- Alex Gabriel

Mom had been hibernating for the better part of two years. Why did she have to rise in terrible glory now, of all times?...Couldn’t she have begun her ascension at a time when Pat was not right in the middle of patching up his relationship with Silver Paladin’s alter ego? [p. 174]

Patrick West is studying to be an urban designer, and takes a job as night manager for superhero Silver Paladin, a.k.a. Nick Andersen. When Nick asks his household AI to 'send up a guy', Nick answers the call, only to discover that Nick is expecting a prostitute. Pat embraces this new duty with enthusiasm... and, several days later, finds himself needing to be rescued by Silver Paladin, who is perplexed to find his latest hookup on a rooftop, attempting to retrieve a rare CD.

Nick is somewhat clueless, but Pat makes up for it in sheer bravado: they end up dating, though there are quite a few things that Pat doesn't share with Nick. Such as 'I am a part-time minion for whichever villain -- sorry, 'challenger' -- needs staff'. And, ah yes, 'my mother is the legendary supervillain Serpentissima'.

This was great fun, though I confess I did not warm to Pat, who likes frat parties and wears a baseball cap. Nick seems considerably more mature (his date of choice is a trip to see The Magic Flute), and devoid of family ties in a way that Pat emphatically isn't. Perhaps that's why it felt as though there was a larger age gap between the two than is actually the case. I could see why Pat liked Nick, but not necessarily vice versa.

I liked the worldbuilding: this world is quietly but distinctly not our own, with its infowebs and stasis containers, and its small towns that seem American but have ancient castles at their heart. I also liked the relatable humanity of the villains! One, the steampunkish Sir Toby, requires 'a tribute of all high-quality imported teas and biscuits': Doctor Destiny is enraged by big-name bookstores, 'a morally decrepit sell-out of a chain with an abysmal selection'. And the West family, technically if not actively villains challengers, are mostly very likeable: Pat's elder sisters tease him mercilessly but are also wholly on his side, and always ready to set up a fake company (for the 'escort' business) or provide dating advice.

A lighter-hearted take on the 'heroes and villains' theme than Hench: possibly I should not have read it immediately after that novel. (NB: there's quite a lot of explicit M/M sex in this one, but much less violence than in Hench.)

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